February 2011
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Remember when...
I worked 8 hours on a computer at work. Got into an argument. And then came home and continued to work on the computer?
How was your Monday?
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I just jinxed myself
It wasn’t two hours ago that I was talking to my parent’s neighbor about our new-ish cat. Telling her how good he is and how I have yet to have him scratch me.
That’s over.
Rocco likes to balance himself on the very top of the back of my desk chair. Tonight he was doing that…and well, he heard a noise that startled the EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. He fell down my back...
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January 2011
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late lunch shame
My creamy polenta and beef ragu looks SO WEIRD leftover. After heating it up I had to make the long walk from the kitchen back to my desk.
In an effort to avoid questions from inquisitive coworkers I covered the plate with a paper towel. BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO MAKE EXCUSES for my delicious but fugly leftovers.
I feel the same way when I reheat some type of curry dish in the office. Bc...
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Sigh.
yestimgunn:
I do not need to own ALL the pretty things. And I do need to spend less. Okay. I hope that dress makes someone else awesomely happy.
A good mantra to live by.
Reminds me of when Alex and I see a girl/woman wearing tons of make up and we think to ourselves, “you can wear make up, just don’t wear ALL the make up.”
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so beat
two photo shoots in one day
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I’m going to a free yoga class tomorrow morn instead of swimming.
Setting my alarm clock for 7:15am instead of 5am is the best part of my weekend so far.
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rocking these. →
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Working with dudes means two things:
1) I get to hear/talk a lot about sexy time things.
2) I say “fuck” way too much.
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Please make sense. Oh and punctuation is EASY...
Cannot make thisHave a mother call more important
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I’m going to a wig party on Sunday. Blonde, brunette, or red?
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I just had a chai-gasm
Do yourself a favor and buy this.
As I opened it up and smelled the spice mix I let out a lustful OOOoooAAAaaaaa.
yes. yes. yes.
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Yet again...
someone has told me that I remind them of someone they know. Usually it’s a friend they haven’t seen in a long time.
One time it was a dead friend and the guy immediately left the bar bc I “creeped him out.”
SWEEEEETTTTT.
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I’m expected to be some sort of wizard with photoshop today. I may be able to pull this off. We’ll see…
bitch please.
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dennis jimenez
morninggloria:
A really good name for a towheaded troublemaking tot with Latino ancestry.
I love this. Only bc my old boss used “Dennis the Menace” as an example of how to pronounce his last name.
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Make me feel better...
…and tell me how much student loan debt you have. Bonus if you can tell me how much you and your significant other have combined.
GO!
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holy. bad. breath.
Dear Sir,
If you’re going to be giving me a tour of your facilities and hope that me and my company give your company money in exchange for services you best not breathe your coffee breath in my face.
Sincerely,
There is nothing worse than bad breath.
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So the below photo may be a bit misleading.
I should have specified that I was on a relay team with two of my coworkers. I only did the swim portion of the tri (1500 m).
I’m no badass.