December 2010
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WatchThis video was created by one of my favorite artists.
buy her shit, it’s fantastic!
I could stare at these formations for hours with the perfect mug of latte.
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Watchinner child play
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My hands are fucking on fire bc I was lazy and didn’t cut/devein/deseed two jalapenos with enough care.
Mental note: don’t touch any moist areas.
Washing my hands again bc they’re spicy and obviously very naughty lately (typing bad things and all).
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Making the original Texas Caviar to ring in the... →
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I just lost my train of thought and had to reread an entire page in my current book bc I was contemplating which bookmark I’d use to mark the page when done.
I’m sure tumblring doesn’t help the matter either.
dog ear it is…
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WatchCoordination and know how at its finest.
Don’t you pity me dammit.
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I just finished scouring the pages of the latest Container Store catalog and have come to the following conclusion:
If done right, organization can be orgasmic.
p.s. I wrote this post with a spoonful of Nutella in my mouth. nuff said.
lacey asked: Ok for the record, the dress is the one item I own that didn't come from the racks of target or forever21 - but from the very legitimate nordstrom's. not even nordstrom rack either. i've said rack twice already, so now i'll say it once more. NICERACK!!
behindthelevee asked: I was actually discussing this with all the aunts over christmas. Why is whenever you see this amazing piece of clothing on someone, it's usually from Target?
WHERE IS THIS SECRET SECTION OF CUTE CLOTHING!? I WANT ADMITTANCE TO THE COOL CLUB.
WHERE IS THIS SECRET SECTION OF CUTE CLOTHING!? I WANT ADMITTANCE TO THE COOL CLUB.
lacey asked: Ok for the record, the dress is the one item I own that didn't come from the racks of target or forever21 - but from the very legitimate nordstrom's. not even nordstrom rack either. i've said rack twice already, so now i'll say it once more. NICERACK!!
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behindthelevee asked: I was actually discussing this with all the aunts over christmas. Why is whenever you see this amazing piece of clothing on someone, it's usually from Target?
WHERE IS THIS SECRET SECTION OF CUTE CLOTHING!? I WANT ADMITTANCE TO THE COOL CLUB.
WHERE IS THIS SECRET SECTION OF CUTE CLOTHING!? I WANT ADMITTANCE TO THE COOL CLUB.
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We got home from AZ around 11pm last night. We were soooo effin’ tired from driving 16 straight hours, all we wanted to do was hit the sheets.
Too bad our sheets ON BOTH BEDS had cat shit on one and cat piss on the other.
WTF Rocco?!?!?!
Apparently my swim coach (who drank 6 bottles of wine while we were gone [one for each day]) didn’t clean the litter box until the very last day...
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Alex and I are very quickly reaching our breaking points on this trip. THANK GAWD we leave tomorrow before the sun comes up.
New rule, family vacays will from now on only last for 3 days. NO MORE.
I have a list of at least four people that I can’t stand to be around for another moment.
I’m going to kiss the floor when I get home tomorrow, but not before another 16 hour drive with...
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bc god hates me
last night I asked Alex to go in the other room to get my retainer. He left and came back and vigorously pointed at my retainer that was sitting on the night stand all along. *wasted trip*
“Because of you I just saw your mom naked.”
Oh shit fuck shit.
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“Why are you crossing your legs? You have a hard on?”
– My Grandma to Alex
sockwishes asked: you're amazing.
I have a small girl crush on you. =)
That's all.
I have a small girl crush on you. =)
That's all.
sockwishes asked: you're amazing.
I have a small girl crush on you. =)
That's all.
I have a small girl crush on you. =)
That's all.
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Splainin'
Alright, the whole “dessert/desert” snaffoo that happened below. Yeahhh. I always fucking know the difference of how to spell those two words. Just two minutes prior husband asked me how to spell “desert” and I fucking told him how and then I fucked up all over tumblr.
Christmas shammeeee.
I hear family screaming/fun/board games. gots to go.
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“Turn right asshole.”
– Grandma to my dad
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A Desert Christmas
Just took a jog through the Scottsdale Desert with the fam and the dogs. Not a cloud in the sky and 70 degrees. LOVES IT!
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“What’s FaceBoard?”
– My Grandmother
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For lunch today, I'm stoked. →
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road trip with my father
I’m in Arizona after over 1,000 miles of driving on Tuesday.
Alex did all the driving. He’s a champ.
We learned a few things about my father:
1) He had never heard of Bob Marley
2) He was a wealth of knowledge when it came to Lady Ga Ga
3) He wears his sunglasses at night
All of the above is true and weird.
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Arizona
Starting tomorrow I’ll be out of town while visiting my extended family in Scottsdale, Arizona.
We decided to take the dog with us…which means, we’re driving.
With my dad and the dog. I can’t wait to post about the craziness that ensues.
Wish me luck!
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the home of the jgh: Also I am kind of mad at... →
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When we were at the club this guy just started rubbing his dick up against me, dirty dancing without even asking permission. I just froze up because I was scared and freaked out and didn’t know how to tell him to go away because that would mean I was a “bitch” and not a “nice” girl. I could feel…
this brings me flashbacks from college. People can be such dicks.
I HATE that if we...
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DADT Has Been Repealed
rabbleprochoice:
I know this does not pertain to abortion but in the infamous words of Joe Biden, “This is a big fucking deal.”
Love,
Rabble
Thanks Senate for being decent and allowing people to have basic civil liberties. You done good.